for the kids

1. Please come in, the party will begin very soon.
Knock on the door if you dare and enter.
Please take a seat.
And the entertainment will begin with this year’s
Comedian “Dr. Boo”.
Music: In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida
Iron Butterfly

2. Our Ghost Host
Comedian “Dr. Boo”.

3. Please no talking during performance
What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
Booberries.
What's a ghosts favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
Because he was always a goblin.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.

4. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You look boo-tiful tonight
What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
Boojeans
What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
Boonanas and Booberries
What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Dead Ends
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!

5. Where do ghosts buy their food?
At the Ghost-ery store
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the Ghostost office
What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
What is a ghost's favorite party game?
Hide-and-go-shriek
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
Boo-ties!

6. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Day scare centers
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
Ghost-Toasties
What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A BOO-logna sandwich
What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghostcards

7. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
Ghoul
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.

8. Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty.
What kind of makeup do goblins wear?
mas-scare-a
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans
Where do most goblins live?
North and South Scarolina

9. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos
What do goblins and ghosts drink when
they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid, Apple Spider and Bloody
Marys.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
It's drafty under that sheet.

10. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin.
Please give a big ooh for Dr. Boo.
Thanks for viewing and have a
Happy Halloween.