(if they had awesome designers and a sense of humor) Volkswagen has been a highly talked company for almost a year. The reason for this being how they created a software that allowed them to cheat on the emissions test. Just a couple of weeks ago it was released that they, in fact, had a PowerPoint presentation for internal use on how to cheat these emissions test. Even though the PowerPoint presentation was not leaked publicly, we gathered our designers, added a dash of humor and created this PowerPoint presentation for your enjoyment. And remember - if you’re about to create a PowerPoint presentation on how to "cheat" your way through the tough business world, feel free to contact us. We will design the best-looking slides, so you’re not embarrassed once they have been leaked.

1. Monkey business:
HOW WE CAN CHEAT
ON EMISSIONS TESTS.
Let’s take our naive customers for a ride.
Volkswagen
2006

2. Playing fair
IS TOUGH.
Our competitors are eating oysters and drinking champagne
while we’re just nibbling on bratwurst.
YTD % Market Share in U.S., 2006
24.7%
General Motors
17.9%
Ford
15.2%
Toyota
9.1%
Honda
1.9%
Volkswagen

3. It’s not a hardware problem,
IT’S A SOFTWARE PROBLEM.
Making our cars more fuel efficient is hard. Getting some IT geeks to fake it is way easier.
Rural
(upanddownhill)
Urban
(SanDiego)
Urban
(LosAngeles)
Highway
Rural
(upanddownhill)
Urban
(SanDiego)
Urban
(LosAngeles)
Highway
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1.0
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15xlimit
25xlimit
37xlimit
38xlimit
9xlimit
20xlimit
17xlimit
17xlimit
U.S. Limit
.04 grams/kilometer
Volkswagen Jetta
Volkswagen Passat
Average emissions of nitrogen oxides in on-road testing
GRAMSOFNITROGENOXIDESPERKILOMETER

4. Introducing:
The Lance Armstrong of Cars™
The Lance Armstrong of Cars™
determines where the car is being driven (i.e. highway,
road, testing) by analysing a series of factors.
Mode switches to “dyno calibration” as The
Lance Armstrong of Cars™ recognises
automobile is undergoing emission test.
Mode switches to “road calibration” as
The Lance Armstrong of Cars™ recognises
automobile is not being tested by nerds.
Effectiveness of emission control system reduced,
increasing chance of killing polar bears.
Nitrogen oxide levels skyrocket up to 40 times.
Result ResultEPA compliant emission levels produced.
MODE OF THE VEHICLE?
FACTOR ANALYSED
Position of
steering
Speed Duration of
Engine
Operation
Barometric
pressure
Being
tested
Normal
Operation

5. THESE ARE THE
POTENTIAL LAB RATS!
Volkswagen Passat Volkswagen Jetta Volkswagen BeetleActual Rat Actual Rat
Porsche Cayenne Audi A7 QuattroActual Rat Actual Rat Actual Rat

6. THE MOST FUEL-EFFICIENT CAR
ACCORDING TO (TOTALLY LEGIT) TESTS
Because screw the polar bears
Those all important terms and conditions that you really shouldn’t read, because everything we do is totally fine. Don’t worry yourself and stop
reading now. Seriously, we made this text super small on purpose. Are you Superman or something? Anyway, the point is, our cars are
definitely fuel efficient, because tests proved it. And we promise we didn’t cheat in those tests. And we’re trustworthy. I promise.
VW Beetle
COOLWORDS

7. Let’s meet in a year for some oysters and champagne.
THINK SMALL. ACT BIG.
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