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Your	Agile	
Adoption	is	
Going	to	Fail	
Michele	Sliger	
@michelesliger
Today’s	talk	will	consist	of….	
•  30	minute	company	presentation	
•  Couple	of	jokes	about	waterfall	
•  Couple	of	scaling	jokes	
•  Why	I	am	so	awesome	
•  Absolutely	no	Q&A	time*	
Thanks	to	Andreas	Schliep	for	this!	
*	This	one	is	probably	true.
2016
2016
Up	7%	
Up	4%	
New!	
2018
2016	
only
Culture	…	is	singularly	persistent	…	
In	fact,	changing	behavior	works	
only	if	it	is	based	on	the	existing	
‘culture’.	
-	Peter	Drucker
INSULAR	CULTURE
By Mike
Hendricks & Matt
Campbell
Dec. 8-10, 2016
Despite	Safety	Training,	Behaviors	
Did	Not	Change	Due	To…	
•  Tradition	
•  Expectations:	internal	culture	and	society	
•  Safety	efforts	sabotaged	at	the	firehouse	level	
•  Disbelief	
“…it	takes	a	death	in	the	family	before	a	
fire	department	changes	its	approach.”
Nothing	is	
what	it	
seems.	The	
dismal	truth	
is	so	hard	to	
face.	–	Black	
Metal	Cats	on	
Twitter	@evilbmcats
Female	
Personas	
You’ve	
earned	a	
badge!	
Just	a	
little	
more!	
You’re	
LOSING	
money	
Forward	
Dispatch
If	leadership	discovers	that	Scrum	
appears	not	to	work	very	well	—	
and	done	poorly	[Dark	Scrum]	it	
really	doesn’t	work	very	well	—	
they	are	likely	to	stop	supporting	it	
and	the	whole	thing	goes	away	as	
just	another	management	fad.	
-	Ron	Jeffries
CAL
While	95%	of	the	respondents	said	
their	organizations	practice	agile,	
only	1%	of	the	3,880	respondents	
said	that	their	agile	
implementation	was	unsuccessful.
Sources	
•  The	10th	Annual	State	of	Agile	Report	by	
VersionOne	(2016)	and	12th	Annual	(2018)	
•  http://projects.kansascity.com/2016/
firefighters/	
•  http://blog.dilbert.com/post/127479255236/
trump-vs-bush-persuasion-wars	(from	the	blog	
post	“The	Trump	Master	Persuader	Index	and	
Reading	List,”		Scott	Adams)
Recommended	
•  Thinking,	Fast	and	Slow	by	Daniel	Kahneman	
And	if	that	book	is	too	daunting,	try:	
•  The	Debunking	Handbook	by	John	Cook	and	
Stephan	Lewandowsky	(free!)	
And	if	you’re	more	of	a	podcast	person,	try:	
•  FrameLab	–	Dr.	George	Lakoff	
•  You	Are	Not	So	Smart	(especially	the	Backfire	
Effect	shows)	–	David	McRaney
LEARN TO PERSUADE
OR AGILE WILL FADE
If	your	organization	
doesn’t	like	truth	and	
honesty	it	probably	
won’t	like	agile.	
-	Henrik	Kniberg
Agile	Transformation	is	a	lot	
like	Karate	Kid,	except	while	
you’re	painting	the	fence	
Miagi	is	fired	&	you	never	
learn	why	you’re	painting.	
-	David	Bland
As	per	usual,	it’s	not	a	
design	problem	as	much	as	
it	is	a	power	struggle.	
-	Alan	Cooper
No	matter	how	bad	the	
current	situation	is	it	
benefits	someone(s).	
-	Esther	Derby
LEARN TO PERSUADE
OR AGILE WILL FADE
The	workers	are	
handicapped	by	the	system,	
and	the	system	belongs	to	
the	management.	
-	W.	Edwards	Deming
The	power	holders	may	be	new	to	Scrum,	
but	they	know	a	lot	about	how	to	handle	
this	problem.	So	every	two	weeks	they	
show	up	and	tell	these	programmers	what	
they	have	to	build.	Oh,	those	programmers	
will	push	back.	They	are	lazy,	and	
recalcitrant.	But	the	power	holders	keep	
the	pressure	on,	because	that’s	how	you	
manage	people.	So	they	tell	the	team	what	
to	do	and	they’d	better	do	it…	
-	Ron	Jeffries,	Dark	Scrum
In	Dark	Scrum,	management	
doesn’t	ever	really	learn	
what	it’s	all	about.	
-	Ron	Jeffries
If	leadership	discovers	that	Scrum	
appears	not	to	work	very	well	—	
and	done	poorly	[Dark	Scrum]	it	
really	doesn’t	work	very	well	—	
they	are	likely	to	stop	supporting	it	
and	the	whole	thing	goes	away	as	
just	another	management	fad.	
-	Ron	Jeffries
LEARN TO PERSUADE
OR AGILE WILL FADE
We	write	specifications	to	
hide	the	fact	that	people	
don’t	really	work	together.	
-	Sami	Lilja
It	wasn’t	enough	to	have	Agile	
teams…if	the	rest	of	the	
organization	was	being	run	as	a	
top-down	bureaucracy…[that	
system]	undermined,	and	if	
continued,	eventually	killed	Agile	
teams.	
-	Steve	Denning
A	mix	of	Agile	and	
bureaucracy	is	unstable.	One	
or	the	other	will	take	over.	
-	Steve	Denning
Things	that	will	slow	you	
down:	bureaucracy	that	
masquerades	as	governance.	
-	Rachel	Laycock
LEARN TO PERSUADE
OR AGILE WILL FADE
It’s	no	exaggeration	to	say	that	
minds	can	be	changed.	Behaviour	
can	be	predicted	and	controlled.	I	
find	it	incredibly	scary.	
-	Prof.	Jonathan	Rust
We	want	to	believe	that	we	are	
thinking,	rational	people	and	on	
occasion	tangle	with	emotion,	flick	
it	out	of	the	way,	and	go	back	to	
thinking.	That	is	not	the	truth.	The	
truth	is	we	are	emotional	beings	
who	on	occasion	think.	
-	Brene	Brown
Emotion	is	contagious.	
-	Malcolm	Gladwell
The	gorilla	study	illustrates	two	
important	facts	about	our	minds:	
we	can	be	blind	to	the	obvious,	
and	we	are	also	blind	to	our	
blindness.	
-	Daniel	Kahneman

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