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11 Creative Excuses for Skipping Work

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11 creative excuses for skipping work

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11 Creative Excuses for Skipping Work

  1. 1. 11 Creative Excuses for Skipping Work<br />(courtesy of CareerBuilder)<br />
  2. 2. 1. I got sunburned at a nude beach and can’t wear clothes<br />
  3. 3. 2. I woke up in Canada.<br />
  4. 4. 3. I got caught selling an alligator. <br />
  5. 5. 4. My buddies locked me in the trunk of an abandoned car after a weekend of drinking. <br />
  6. 6. 5. My mom said I was not <br />allowed to go to work today<br />
  7. 7. 6. A bee flew in my mouth. <br />
  8. 8. 7. I accidentally hit a nun with my motorcycle. <br />
  9. 9. 8. A random person threw poison ivy in my face and now I have a rash. <br />
  10. 10. 9. I’m convinced my spouse is having an affair and I’m staying home to catch them. <br />
  11. 11. 10. I was injured chasing a seagull<br />
  12. 12. 11. Perdone, subitamente al despertar se me olvidocomohablar ingles. (Sorry, I just suddenly forgot how to speak English when I woke up today)<br />

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