1. Hell from a liberal
perspective
Abandon all hope ye who enter
here
By Eric K. Helgeson
2. Level 9: Thieves
• In Level 9, Thieves and
robbers who steal for their
own greed have their
hands cutoff and
regrowned for eternity.
• Notable people: Billy the
Kid, Vincenzo Peruggia,
and Blackbeard.
3. Level 8: Cheaters
• In Level 8, cheaters are
betting for their freedoms in
a casino where they always
lose.
• Notable people: Bernie
Madoff, Peter Minuit, and
Mr. Henry F. Potter.
4. Level 7: Gluttons
• In Level 7, the gluttons who
hoard food will become pigs
and eat their own
excrement before being
served to the demons as
dinner.
• Notable people: Ciacco, and
Hermann Göring.
5. Level 6: Cruelty to Animals
• In Level 6, People who torture
and kill animals for
fun(Hunting them doesn't
count). Will face the same
torture they put the animals
through.
• Notable people: Sharon
McDonough, David Motari,
Tyler Hayes Weinhams, and
the people who make crush
films.
6. Level 5: Rapists and Molesters
• In Level 6, rapists and
molesters will be turned
into women and raped in
all holes by big men in a
prison shower.
• Notable people: Pedophile
Catholic priests, Patrick
Horen, and Johnny.
7. Level 4: Lust
• In Level 4, all sexaholics will
be tied to a cross and watch
the succubi doing sexually
suggestive stuff(exp.
Washing cars, eating
popsicles,) while behind a
glass window.
• Notable people: Glenn
Quagmire.
8. Level 3: Murder
• In Level 3, Murderers will be
killed by various methods
throughout eternity.
• Notable people: Timothy
McVeigh, Heinrich
Himmler, Paul Jennings Hill,
and Nathan Bedford
Forrest,
9. Level 2: Fundamentalism
• In Level 2, People who believe
in ignorance and dogma and
force people to follow their
religion and kill those who
refused will live the knowledge
that they chosen the wrong
religion for all eternity.
• Notable People: Jerry Falwell,
Jack T. Chick, Osama Bin
Laden, and Pope Benedict XVI
10. Level 1: The Palace of Satan
• It is here where Satan lives
and controls Hell. Also here
are the souls of the most evil
people whoever walked the
Earth, & they are personally
tortured by the Dark Lord
himself.
• Notable people: Satan,
Saddam Hussein, The Sith
Lords, and at least half of the
Disney Villains.
11. The End……?
Directed, Produced, Written, & Effects by Eric K. Helgeson.
Images provided by Wikipedia and Google.
And now a final from our hostess, Miss Hell of 2009:
Hurry Back, hurry back! Be sure to bring your Death certificate.
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