SlideShare a Scribd company logo
1 of 11
Hell from a liberal
perspective
Abandon all hope ye who enter
here
By Eric K. Helgeson
Level 9: Thieves
• In Level 9, Thieves and
robbers who steal for their
own greed have their
hands cutoff and
regrowned for eternity.
• Notable people: Billy the
Kid, Vincenzo Peruggia,
and Blackbeard.
Level 8: Cheaters
• In Level 8, cheaters are
betting for their freedoms in
a casino where they always
lose.
• Notable people: Bernie
Madoff, Peter Minuit, and
Mr. Henry F. Potter.
Level 7: Gluttons
• In Level 7, the gluttons who
hoard food will become pigs
and eat their own
excrement before being
served to the demons as
dinner.
• Notable people: Ciacco, and
Hermann Göring.
Level 6: Cruelty to Animals
• In Level 6, People who torture
and kill animals for
fun(Hunting them doesn't
count). Will face the same
torture they put the animals
through.
• Notable people: Sharon
McDonough, David Motari,
Tyler Hayes Weinhams, and
the people who make crush
films.
Level 5: Rapists and Molesters
• In Level 6, rapists and
molesters will be turned
into women and raped in
all holes by big men in a
prison shower.
• Notable people: Pedophile
Catholic priests, Patrick
Horen, and Johnny.
Level 4: Lust
• In Level 4, all sexaholics will
be tied to a cross and watch
the succubi doing sexually
suggestive stuff(exp.
Washing cars, eating
popsicles,) while behind a
glass window.
• Notable people: Glenn
Quagmire.
Level 3: Murder
• In Level 3, Murderers will be
killed by various methods
throughout eternity.
• Notable people: Timothy
McVeigh, Heinrich
Himmler, Paul Jennings Hill,
and Nathan Bedford
Forrest,
Level 2: Fundamentalism
• In Level 2, People who believe
in ignorance and dogma and
force people to follow their
religion and kill those who
refused will live the knowledge
that they chosen the wrong
religion for all eternity.
• Notable People: Jerry Falwell,
Jack T. Chick, Osama Bin
Laden, and Pope Benedict XVI
Level 1: The Palace of Satan
• It is here where Satan lives
and controls Hell. Also here
are the souls of the most evil
people whoever walked the
Earth, & they are personally
tortured by the Dark Lord
himself.
• Notable people: Satan,
Saddam Hussein, The Sith
Lords, and at least half of the
Disney Villains.
The End……?
Directed, Produced, Written, & Effects by Eric K. Helgeson.
Images provided by Wikipedia and Google.
And now a final from our hostess, Miss Hell of 2009:
Hurry Back, hurry back! Be sure to bring your Death certificate.
Copyright 2010 Yensid Productions.

More Related Content

Viewers also liked

Tugas Calculus : Limit (Hal. 8-14)
Tugas Calculus : Limit (Hal. 8-14)Tugas Calculus : Limit (Hal. 8-14)
Tugas Calculus : Limit (Hal. 8-14)cinjy
 
Pfizer opp claims vrs Hadasit July 2015
Pfizer opp claims vrs Hadasit July 2015Pfizer opp claims vrs Hadasit July 2015
Pfizer opp claims vrs Hadasit July 2015ms emporda
 
CV - Annie Kimseng. 2014
CV - Annie Kimseng. 2014CV - Annie Kimseng. 2014
CV - Annie Kimseng. 2014Annie Kimseng
 
Kata penganta100
Kata penganta100Kata penganta100
Kata penganta100hikmah1
 
Eyeballing subscriber lists – an email list hygiene trick
Eyeballing subscriber lists – an email list hygiene trickEyeballing subscriber lists – an email list hygiene trick
Eyeballing subscriber lists – an email list hygiene trickeHygienics
 
TRACHEOTOMY INSTRUMENTS [SURGICOSE]
TRACHEOTOMY INSTRUMENTS [SURGICOSE]TRACHEOTOMY INSTRUMENTS [SURGICOSE]
TRACHEOTOMY INSTRUMENTS [SURGICOSE]SURGICOSE
 
Spanish classes in delhi
Spanish classes in delhiSpanish classes in delhi
Spanish classes in delhiLearn Spanish
 
A new approach for summarizing SemRep predications
A new approach for summarizing SemRep predications A new approach for summarizing SemRep predications
A new approach for summarizing SemRep predications Vahid Taslimitehrani
 

Viewers also liked (10)

Don Kremin HRL Investor Day 2015
Don Kremin HRL Investor Day 2015Don Kremin HRL Investor Day 2015
Don Kremin HRL Investor Day 2015
 
Tugas Calculus : Limit (Hal. 8-14)
Tugas Calculus : Limit (Hal. 8-14)Tugas Calculus : Limit (Hal. 8-14)
Tugas Calculus : Limit (Hal. 8-14)
 
Pfizer opp claims vrs Hadasit July 2015
Pfizer opp claims vrs Hadasit July 2015Pfizer opp claims vrs Hadasit July 2015
Pfizer opp claims vrs Hadasit July 2015
 
MY Research
MY ResearchMY Research
MY Research
 
CV - Annie Kimseng. 2014
CV - Annie Kimseng. 2014CV - Annie Kimseng. 2014
CV - Annie Kimseng. 2014
 
Kata penganta100
Kata penganta100Kata penganta100
Kata penganta100
 
Eyeballing subscriber lists – an email list hygiene trick
Eyeballing subscriber lists – an email list hygiene trickEyeballing subscriber lists – an email list hygiene trick
Eyeballing subscriber lists – an email list hygiene trick
 
TRACHEOTOMY INSTRUMENTS [SURGICOSE]
TRACHEOTOMY INSTRUMENTS [SURGICOSE]TRACHEOTOMY INSTRUMENTS [SURGICOSE]
TRACHEOTOMY INSTRUMENTS [SURGICOSE]
 
Spanish classes in delhi
Spanish classes in delhiSpanish classes in delhi
Spanish classes in delhi
 
A new approach for summarizing SemRep predications
A new approach for summarizing SemRep predications A new approach for summarizing SemRep predications
A new approach for summarizing SemRep predications
 

Recently uploaded

A357 Hate can stir up strife, but love can cover up all mistakes. hate, love...
A357 Hate can stir up strife, but love can cover up all mistakes.  hate, love...A357 Hate can stir up strife, but love can cover up all mistakes.  hate, love...
A357 Hate can stir up strife, but love can cover up all mistakes. hate, love...franktsao4
 
Meaningful Pursuits: Pursuing Obedience_Ecclesiastes.pptx
Meaningful Pursuits: Pursuing Obedience_Ecclesiastes.pptxMeaningful Pursuits: Pursuing Obedience_Ecclesiastes.pptx
Meaningful Pursuits: Pursuing Obedience_Ecclesiastes.pptxStephen Palm
 
The-Clear-Quran,-A-Thematic-English-Translation-by-Dr-Mustafa-Khattab.pdf
The-Clear-Quran,-A-Thematic-English-Translation-by-Dr-Mustafa-Khattab.pdfThe-Clear-Quran,-A-Thematic-English-Translation-by-Dr-Mustafa-Khattab.pdf
The-Clear-Quran,-A-Thematic-English-Translation-by-Dr-Mustafa-Khattab.pdfSana Khan
 
The King 'Great Goodness' Part 1 Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptx
The King 'Great Goodness' Part 1 Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptxThe King 'Great Goodness' Part 1 Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptx
The King 'Great Goodness' Part 1 Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
 
Codex Singularity: Search for the Prisca Sapientia
Codex Singularity: Search for the Prisca SapientiaCodex Singularity: Search for the Prisca Sapientia
Codex Singularity: Search for the Prisca Sapientiajfrenchau
 
Secrets of Divine Love - A Spiritual Journey into the Heart of Islam - A. Helwa
Secrets of Divine Love - A Spiritual Journey into the Heart of Islam - A. HelwaSecrets of Divine Love - A Spiritual Journey into the Heart of Islam - A. Helwa
Secrets of Divine Love - A Spiritual Journey into the Heart of Islam - A. HelwaNodd Nittong
 
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 3 31 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 3 31 24Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 3 31 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 3 31 24deerfootcoc
 
A Tsunami Tragedy ~ Wise Reflections for Troubled Times (Eng. & Chi.).pptx
A Tsunami Tragedy ~ Wise Reflections for Troubled Times (Eng. & Chi.).pptxA Tsunami Tragedy ~ Wise Reflections for Troubled Times (Eng. & Chi.).pptx
A Tsunami Tragedy ~ Wise Reflections for Troubled Times (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
 
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 2 25 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 2 25 24Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 2 25 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 2 25 24deerfootcoc
 
Praise and worship slides will lyrics and pictures
Praise and worship slides will lyrics and picturesPraise and worship slides will lyrics and pictures
Praise and worship slides will lyrics and picturesmrbeandone
 
Prach Autism AI - Artificial Intelligence
Prach Autism AI - Artificial IntelligencePrach Autism AI - Artificial Intelligence
Prach Autism AI - Artificial Intelligenceprachaibot
 
empathy map for students very useful.pptx
empathy map for students very useful.pptxempathy map for students very useful.pptx
empathy map for students very useful.pptxGeorgePhilips7
 
Ayodhya Temple saw its first Big Navratri Festival!
Ayodhya Temple saw its first Big Navratri Festival!Ayodhya Temple saw its first Big Navratri Festival!
Ayodhya Temple saw its first Big Navratri Festival!All in One Trendz
 
"There are probably more Nobel Laureates who are people of faith than is gen...
 "There are probably more Nobel Laureates who are people of faith than is gen... "There are probably more Nobel Laureates who are people of faith than is gen...
"There are probably more Nobel Laureates who are people of faith than is gen...Steven Camilleri
 
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 4 14 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 4 14 24Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 4 14 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 4 14 24deerfootcoc
 
Monthly Khazina-e-Ruhaniyaat April’2024 (Vol.14, Issue 12)
Monthly Khazina-e-Ruhaniyaat April’2024 (Vol.14, Issue 12)Monthly Khazina-e-Ruhaniyaat April’2024 (Vol.14, Issue 12)
Monthly Khazina-e-Ruhaniyaat April’2024 (Vol.14, Issue 12)Darul Amal Chishtia
 
Gangaur Celebrations 2024 - Rajasthani Sewa Samaj Karimnagar, Telangana State...
Gangaur Celebrations 2024 - Rajasthani Sewa Samaj Karimnagar, Telangana State...Gangaur Celebrations 2024 - Rajasthani Sewa Samaj Karimnagar, Telangana State...
Gangaur Celebrations 2024 - Rajasthani Sewa Samaj Karimnagar, Telangana State...INDIAN YOUTH SECURED ORGANISATION
 

Recently uploaded (20)

The spiritual moderator of vincentian groups
The spiritual moderator of vincentian groupsThe spiritual moderator of vincentian groups
The spiritual moderator of vincentian groups
 
A357 Hate can stir up strife, but love can cover up all mistakes. hate, love...
A357 Hate can stir up strife, but love can cover up all mistakes.  hate, love...A357 Hate can stir up strife, but love can cover up all mistakes.  hate, love...
A357 Hate can stir up strife, but love can cover up all mistakes. hate, love...
 
Meaningful Pursuits: Pursuing Obedience_Ecclesiastes.pptx
Meaningful Pursuits: Pursuing Obedience_Ecclesiastes.pptxMeaningful Pursuits: Pursuing Obedience_Ecclesiastes.pptx
Meaningful Pursuits: Pursuing Obedience_Ecclesiastes.pptx
 
The-Clear-Quran,-A-Thematic-English-Translation-by-Dr-Mustafa-Khattab.pdf
The-Clear-Quran,-A-Thematic-English-Translation-by-Dr-Mustafa-Khattab.pdfThe-Clear-Quran,-A-Thematic-English-Translation-by-Dr-Mustafa-Khattab.pdf
The-Clear-Quran,-A-Thematic-English-Translation-by-Dr-Mustafa-Khattab.pdf
 
The King 'Great Goodness' Part 1 Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptx
The King 'Great Goodness' Part 1 Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptxThe King 'Great Goodness' Part 1 Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptx
The King 'Great Goodness' Part 1 Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptx
 
Codex Singularity: Search for the Prisca Sapientia
Codex Singularity: Search for the Prisca SapientiaCodex Singularity: Search for the Prisca Sapientia
Codex Singularity: Search for the Prisca Sapientia
 
Secrets of Divine Love - A Spiritual Journey into the Heart of Islam - A. Helwa
Secrets of Divine Love - A Spiritual Journey into the Heart of Islam - A. HelwaSecrets of Divine Love - A Spiritual Journey into the Heart of Islam - A. Helwa
Secrets of Divine Love - A Spiritual Journey into the Heart of Islam - A. Helwa
 
English - The Dangers of Wine Alcohol.pptx
English - The Dangers of Wine Alcohol.pptxEnglish - The Dangers of Wine Alcohol.pptx
English - The Dangers of Wine Alcohol.pptx
 
Top 8 Krishna Bhajan Lyrics in English.pdf
Top 8 Krishna Bhajan Lyrics in English.pdfTop 8 Krishna Bhajan Lyrics in English.pdf
Top 8 Krishna Bhajan Lyrics in English.pdf
 
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 3 31 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 3 31 24Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 3 31 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 3 31 24
 
A Tsunami Tragedy ~ Wise Reflections for Troubled Times (Eng. & Chi.).pptx
A Tsunami Tragedy ~ Wise Reflections for Troubled Times (Eng. & Chi.).pptxA Tsunami Tragedy ~ Wise Reflections for Troubled Times (Eng. & Chi.).pptx
A Tsunami Tragedy ~ Wise Reflections for Troubled Times (Eng. & Chi.).pptx
 
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 2 25 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 2 25 24Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 2 25 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 2 25 24
 
Praise and worship slides will lyrics and pictures
Praise and worship slides will lyrics and picturesPraise and worship slides will lyrics and pictures
Praise and worship slides will lyrics and pictures
 
Prach Autism AI - Artificial Intelligence
Prach Autism AI - Artificial IntelligencePrach Autism AI - Artificial Intelligence
Prach Autism AI - Artificial Intelligence
 
empathy map for students very useful.pptx
empathy map for students very useful.pptxempathy map for students very useful.pptx
empathy map for students very useful.pptx
 
Ayodhya Temple saw its first Big Navratri Festival!
Ayodhya Temple saw its first Big Navratri Festival!Ayodhya Temple saw its first Big Navratri Festival!
Ayodhya Temple saw its first Big Navratri Festival!
 
"There are probably more Nobel Laureates who are people of faith than is gen...
 "There are probably more Nobel Laureates who are people of faith than is gen... "There are probably more Nobel Laureates who are people of faith than is gen...
"There are probably more Nobel Laureates who are people of faith than is gen...
 
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 4 14 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 4 14 24Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 4 14 24
Deerfoot Church of Christ Bulletin 4 14 24
 
Monthly Khazina-e-Ruhaniyaat April’2024 (Vol.14, Issue 12)
Monthly Khazina-e-Ruhaniyaat April’2024 (Vol.14, Issue 12)Monthly Khazina-e-Ruhaniyaat April’2024 (Vol.14, Issue 12)
Monthly Khazina-e-Ruhaniyaat April’2024 (Vol.14, Issue 12)
 
Gangaur Celebrations 2024 - Rajasthani Sewa Samaj Karimnagar, Telangana State...
Gangaur Celebrations 2024 - Rajasthani Sewa Samaj Karimnagar, Telangana State...Gangaur Celebrations 2024 - Rajasthani Sewa Samaj Karimnagar, Telangana State...
Gangaur Celebrations 2024 - Rajasthani Sewa Samaj Karimnagar, Telangana State...
 

Hell from a liberal perspective

  • 1. Hell from a liberal perspective Abandon all hope ye who enter here By Eric K. Helgeson
  • 2. Level 9: Thieves • In Level 9, Thieves and robbers who steal for their own greed have their hands cutoff and regrowned for eternity. • Notable people: Billy the Kid, Vincenzo Peruggia, and Blackbeard.
  • 3. Level 8: Cheaters • In Level 8, cheaters are betting for their freedoms in a casino where they always lose. • Notable people: Bernie Madoff, Peter Minuit, and Mr. Henry F. Potter.
  • 4. Level 7: Gluttons • In Level 7, the gluttons who hoard food will become pigs and eat their own excrement before being served to the demons as dinner. • Notable people: Ciacco, and Hermann Göring.
  • 5. Level 6: Cruelty to Animals • In Level 6, People who torture and kill animals for fun(Hunting them doesn't count). Will face the same torture they put the animals through. • Notable people: Sharon McDonough, David Motari, Tyler Hayes Weinhams, and the people who make crush films.
  • 6. Level 5: Rapists and Molesters • In Level 6, rapists and molesters will be turned into women and raped in all holes by big men in a prison shower. • Notable people: Pedophile Catholic priests, Patrick Horen, and Johnny.
  • 7. Level 4: Lust • In Level 4, all sexaholics will be tied to a cross and watch the succubi doing sexually suggestive stuff(exp. Washing cars, eating popsicles,) while behind a glass window. • Notable people: Glenn Quagmire.
  • 8. Level 3: Murder • In Level 3, Murderers will be killed by various methods throughout eternity. • Notable people: Timothy McVeigh, Heinrich Himmler, Paul Jennings Hill, and Nathan Bedford Forrest,
  • 9. Level 2: Fundamentalism • In Level 2, People who believe in ignorance and dogma and force people to follow their religion and kill those who refused will live the knowledge that they chosen the wrong religion for all eternity. • Notable People: Jerry Falwell, Jack T. Chick, Osama Bin Laden, and Pope Benedict XVI
  • 10. Level 1: The Palace of Satan • It is here where Satan lives and controls Hell. Also here are the souls of the most evil people whoever walked the Earth, & they are personally tortured by the Dark Lord himself. • Notable people: Satan, Saddam Hussein, The Sith Lords, and at least half of the Disney Villains.
  • 11. The End……? Directed, Produced, Written, & Effects by Eric K. Helgeson. Images provided by Wikipedia and Google. And now a final from our hostess, Miss Hell of 2009: Hurry Back, hurry back! Be sure to bring your Death certificate. Copyright 2010 Yensid Productions.