A meditation on the usefulness of smartwatches and adoption of new technology

1. Do you really need a
smartwatch?

2. 2015
The first version of anything is crappy
(software, smartphones, marriages)

3. “The of Smartwatches”
(RIP)

4. What do I use my smartwatch for the most?
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Time

5. Time == different types
Most used apps
(after 2 years of trial & error)

7. Fitness
(can I get a witness?)
TABATA timer 7-minute workout

9. Multi-timer

12. Music control

14. Killer apps: wrist navigator
diabetes monitor

15. Battery life

17. Do you really need a
smartwatch?
Like most situations in life…
It depends

18. The purpose of technology
To use more, or to use less

19. Time
is a non-renewable resource
"If you love life, don't waste time,
for time is what life is made up of.”
- Bruce Lee

20. Choose life