A presentation for my writing project which consists of a series of personal, narrative essays detailing my unique religious experience: being raised and confirmed Protestant, then being told to convert to Catholicism by my family, and being confirmed in that church. The results of the heterogamous, religious parenthood are similar to what a variety of studies show: the secularization of the child. The essays are observational, reflective, and are structured chronologically and sacramentally; i.e., they are ordered thus: Baptism, Reconciliation (Conversion), Reconciliation (Confession), Confirmation (CCD), Confirmation (Confirmation Retreat), Confirmation (Ceremony), and there is an afterword on Matrimony.