Aaron Draplin, Draplin Design Comany - Tall Tales From A Large Man

OFFICIAL PRESENTATION:
AARON JAMES DRAPLIN / DRAPLIN DESIGN CO.
DDC VS. MARKETING UNITED — “TALL TALES FROM A LARGE MAN” SPEAKING FIASCO — HELL YEAH!
APRIL 19 , 2016 — COUNTRY MUSIC HALL OF FAME, NASHVILLE, TENN.

SETTLE DOWN, TRUCKERS:
WE’RE EXPERIENCING
TECHNICAL
DIFFICULTIES
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ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!

AS LONG AS
YOU ARE
DOWN WITH:

THICK
LINES

AND

TINY
IDEAS

AND
LOTS OF

ORANGE
STUFF

AND OF
COURSE,

GOING
FOR
BROKE

THEN ME
AND YOU?
HELL, WE’RE
GONNA BE...

JUST
FINE.

ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!

WE COME
IN PEACE...

PEDDLING,
SHARING &
THREATENING

OUR VERY
OWN BRAND
OF “DUMB”

USING
SCIENCE

DUMB
LUCK

TO BRING
YOU

A SPEAKING
FIASCO
TESTED THE
WORLD OVER

THAT WE’RE
CALLIN’

TALL TALES
FROM A
LARGE MAN

(APPLAUSE!)
(APPLAUSE!)
(APPLAUSE!)

HELLO,
MARKETING
UNITED!

A BIG OL’ MUSIC CITY
APPRECIATION SLATHERING TO:
CHRISTINA BRADY,
JAMIE BRADLEY,
CYNTHIA PRICE, EMMA PEOPLES,
LAMBCHOP, BR549,
AND GRIMEY’S RECORDS

OFFICIAL
DDC
DISCLAIMER:

READ THIS:
THE OPINIONS, HALFWIT SENTIMENT
AND ABSOLUTE FUCKIN’ TRUTH IN THIS PRESENTATION
ARE SOLELY THAT OF THE DRAPLIN DESIGN CO. AND MORE OR
LESS ARE MEANT TO BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT SO JUST CHILL OUT, TAKE IT
ALL IN, LET IT BURN, BREATHE REAL DEEP, AND JUST PLAIN BE GLAD YOU DON’T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH US. REALLY. THIS IS OUR LITTLE LIFE AND WE’RE GONNA TELL
YOU THE WHOLE STORY. DEAL WITH IT., YOU SCRUBS. CAMERON, ARE YOU READING THIS? YOU BETTER BE.
JASON SANTA MARIA, HOLY SHIT, WE’RE SO LOSE ON ROUND 3. IT’S NICE TO BE BACK IN THE CITY. LAST TIME I WAS
HERE, I FREAKED OUT AND SPLIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, ESCAPING NEW YORK VIA THAT HOLLAND TUNNEL. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR
THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE
DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNGLINGS, SO FUCKIN’ EAGER TO HELP YOU.
THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW
JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE
ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SUR-
VIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING
AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS
AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING
AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE
FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST
TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY. FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED,
POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL
FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY. FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION
AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY. FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D
SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY. FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY
WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY. FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE
HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY.

WARNING:

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OUR
INTENTIONS:
THIS TALK
IS MEANT TO

CLEAR
THE AIR

WIN YOU
OVER

AND

DEFY THE
FUCKIN’
ODDS

BECAUSE

01. I SHOULDN’T BE UP HERE.
02. HAVE NO CREDENTIALS.
03. NO PROFESSIONAL ACCOLADES.
04. HAVE NEVER WON AN AWARD.
05. DON’T HAVE A BOOK TO SELL.YET.
06. USUALLY DON’T WEAR PANTS.
SOON!

HOW WE
GOT HERE:
FROM BIRTH TO THIS
PODIUM RIGHT HERE.

BEHIND
THE ORANGE
CURTAIN
2000

FREELANCE
RIVALING
WORK SALARY
2004

SCIENTIFIC PROOF:
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OF BONAFIDE
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“FUCK YEAH”

HOW
WE DO IT

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TIPS

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AND WHAT MEANS
THE MOST IN THE END

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FIELD
NOTES

THANK YOU FOR
BELIEVING IN
FIELD NOTES

A CHALLENGE FOR YOU:
GET OUT
THERE
(AND GET DIRTY)

HANGING
AROUND GUYS
LIKE THIS:

HERO WORSHIP?
OF COURSE, BUT...
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OTL AICHER
LANCE WYMAN
LESTER BEALL
STEFAN KANCHEV
ELIOT NOYES
HERB LUBALIN
SAUL BASS
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OTTO NEURATH
ANDY WARHOL
TIBOR KALMAN
MAX HUBER
PAUL RENNER

BE SURE TO
DIG ON
THE UNSUNG
HEROES
OF DESIGN

GET
COSMIC
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MY INTRO?
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WHY I’D EVEN DO A BOOK, ETC.
FORWARDS
(FRIEND PARAGRAPHS)
GROWING UP
DETROIT, CENTRAL LAKE,
TRAVERSE CITY
HIGH SCHOOL
GROWING UP:
WORK FROM
COMMUNITY
COLLEGE
MOVING
OUT WEST
UNION BINDING
COMPANY
UNION BINDING
COMPANY
UNION BINDING
COMPANY
SNOWBOARD
MAGAZINE
SNOWBOARD
MAGAZINE
SNOWBOARD
MAGAZINE
STORY
SNOWBOARDER
MAGAZINE
CINCO
MCADALASKA
GOING OUT
ON MY OWN
2004
BUYING A HOUSE
GETTING GARY
HOW MUCH IT TOOK
AND HOW I TRIPLED SHIT
(GETTING OUT OF DEBT)
TRICKING DESIGN
INTO HIRING ME
VARIOUS DESIGN VARIOUS DESIGN
DRAPLIN.COM
INVENTING
YOUR CLIENTS
(COAL, UNION, SNOWBOARD)
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GRAPHICSESSAY, UNDESIGN
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GARY
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PHOTOS
(ALL THE DUDES, TOO)
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GRENADE
GLOVES
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(HEADWEAR ARCHIVE)
TIMBERLINE
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TEN THINGS
WE DUG UP
WHILE MAKING
THE BOOK
AUGUST 21, 2015 — THE HELIX, DUBLIN, IRELAND

DDC WORLD TOUR 2009-2017
0 1 . N I S S WA
0 2 . S AVA N N A H
0 3 . D A L L A S
0 4 . P O R T L A N D
0 5 . O R L A N D O
0 6 . D E T R O I T
0 7 . M A N K AT O
0 8 . A N C H O R A G E
0 9 . C O L U M B I A
1 0 . M A I L C H I M P
1 1 . K A N S A S C I T Y
1 2 . L I N C O L N
1 3 . C L E V E L A N D
1 4 . D E S M O I N E S
1 5 . M I N N E A P O L I S
1 6 . P H I L A D E L P H I A
1 7 . J A C K S O N V I L L E
1 8 . S E AT T L E
1 9 . L O N D O N
2 0 . M A N C H E S T E R
2 1 . P H O E N I X
2 2 . B E N D
2 4 . D E N V E R
2 5 . P O R T L A N D
2 6 . C O L U M B I A
2 7 . C H A R L E S T O N
2 8 . O T TAWA
2 9 . T O R O N T O
3 0 . WAT E R L O O
3 1 . VA N C O U V E R
3 2 . B U R L I N G T O N
3 3 . S P O K A N E
3 4 . L O U I S V I L L E
3 5 . B O S T O N H O W
3 6 . S O M E RV I L L E
3 7 . C A L G A RY
3 8 . L A S V E G A S
3 9 . P O R T L A N D
4 0 . B R A N D N E W N Y C
4 1 . S A LT L A K E C I T Y
4 2 . M E M P H I S
4 3 . N A S H V I L L E
4 4 . I O WA C I T Y
4 5 . C E D A R R A P I D S
4 6 . WAT E R L O O
4 7 . B R O O K LY N
4 8 . B U F FA L O
4 9 . P O R T L A N D
5 0 . C H I C A G O
5 1 . M A I L C H I M P
5 2 . B E L FA S T
5 3 . S T O C K H O L M
5 4 . R A P I D C I T Y
5 5 . S A N F R A N C I S C O
5 6 . S A N J O S E
5 7 . B R O O K LY N
5 8 . G R E AT FA L L S
5 9 . S E AT T L E
6 0 . S A N A N T O N I O
6 1 . H O U S T O N
6 2 . A U S T I N
6 3 . K E T T E R I N G
6 4 . C I N C I N N AT I
6 5 . S T. C L O U D
6 7 . M C A D
6 8 . P I T T S B U R G H
6 9 . N E W Y O R K
7 0 . C H AT TA N O O G A
7 1 . F O R T WAY N E
7 2 . D E K A L B
7 3 . O K L A H O M A C I T Y
7 4 . Y O U R T O W N
7 5 . A N Y W H E R E
7 6 . E V E RY W H E R E

THE SHOW
MUST GO ON

78. CUPERTINO
79. SAN FRANCISCO
80. STARKVILLE
81. TUCSON
82. LAS VEGAS
83. RALEIGH
84. MIAMI
85. COLUMBUS
86. CLEVELAND
87. SASKATOON
88. EDMONTON
89. SAN FRANCISCO
90. PORTLAND
91. ALBANY
92. MILWAUKEE
93. COLUMBIA
94. BOSTON
95. COLUMBIA
96. AUGUSTA
97. SCOTLAND!!!
98. CHARLESTON
99. TWO RIVERS
100. OHIO STATE
101. LANCASTER
102. BIRMINGHAM
103. AKRON
222. NASHVILLE

PEOPLE I’VE
MET/EYEBALLED
ON TOUR IN
AIRPORTS AND
WHAT NOT

THINGS
I LOVE

THINGS
I HATE

FLAVORTOWN!
FLAVORTOWN!
FLAVORTOWN!

OUR AT TEMPT AT
HIGH NOTE
CLOSERS
(STUFF THAT SHOULD
STICK TO YER RIBS)

DO GOOD
WORK
FOR GOOD
PEOPLE
THIS DOES EXIST. REALLY.

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INSTAGRAM PITCH:
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THANK YOU
MARKETING
UNITED!

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