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"Got green?" and Other Brand-Curdling Clichés to Avoid in Green Marketing

Editor's Notes

  1. Does your brand curdle from the clichés found in green marketing?
  2. I have a love/hate relationship with the "got milk?" campaign. Don’t get me wrong. It’s brilliant branding and marketing; an iconic movement around a basic product. As an advertiser, what more can you ask for? The campaign sours for me with every hackneyed use of the tagline. Such a ubiquitously copy-catted call-to-action curdles the original brand with every use. I love the irony of the last one. So to make sure your “green” brand is sustainable, here are 10 clichés to avoid.
  3. Rule #1: Resist the urge to put the word “Green” in the name of your company or product. Really, there’s only one organization that should have “Green” in their name. They’ve owned the brand in public perception since 1970. And they’re vigorous about protecting it. Let’s be honest, you probably don’t really have the cojones to back it up to their level anyway.
  4. Rule #2: Green leafy logos are in their autumn. They’re so prevalent, they actually camouflage your brand. Don’t believe me? Google green logo , and tell me which one stands out from the forest of forgettable designs.
  5. Rule #3: The recycling logo is boring unless presented in an inventive way. It was designed by an architect, feels like an engineering symbol and is synonymous with recycling. It’s a given in our life, and therefore not very disruptive or impactful unless applied in a surprising and thoughtful way, as in this Global Water ad .
  6. Rule #4: We get it. We live on planet Earth. You’re saving planet Earth. You don’t need planet Earth in your advertising. It’s redundant.
  7. Rule #5: Consumers are smart. They know that being “Green” is a good thing. It’s like smoke-free restaurants. They’re expected. So don’t tell us how green you are. Show us.
  8. Rule #5: Frito-Lay does a brilliant job with its Sun Chips brand to not only produce a green product with green practices, but they educate their customers on different aspects of sustainability. They demonstrate their leadership in sustainability by doing.
  9. Rule #6: Fresh green grass and crisp blue skies are important for our neighborhoods, but they don't have to inhabit your website unless you're a solar-powered lawn service. I love the irony of this Shutterstock stock photo, one of a thousand images just like it. I shutter at the thought of using this kind of stock image to sell my green brand. Click here for a showcase of nature-inspired sites.
  10. By contrast, the new Ecodriving Solutions website, which trains fleet drivers to save fuel and reduce emissions, relies on non of the clichéd images of color of typical green marketing. The site promotes fuel and cost savings before reducing your carbon footprint too, because we all know that cost saving and convenience trumps “Greenness” every time. Ok, so there’s a globe in the middle icon, but we’ll let that one go considering the uniqueness of the overall site.
  11. Rule #7: Anyone can get all puffed out about being "All Natural." But if you don't mean it, don't use it. You're wrecking it for products that are actually "All Natural."
  12. Rule #8: If you’ve ever said, "We're a green (insert company, product or service here)" then you've committed "Green fogging," which is a term I just made up about diminishing the view of your really important brand attributes by trying to appear concerned about the planet.
  13. Rule #9: Kids and daisies in your ads and on your website are cute, but they don't sell product. Great products that are affordable, convenient and healthy for you and the planet are what sell. And yes, the name Green Works goes against Rule #8. But like Greenpeace, Clorox was one of the first to market in their category with cleaning products that kick ass, so they’ve earned the honor of owning that brand space.
  14. Method is one of the greenest products going, but you don’t see a hint of clichéd green icons and imagery in any of their marketing.
  15. Rule #10: Hand-drawn typefaces, (especially my nemesis, Papyrus,) that try to express "being organic," work with organic consumables, but really nothing else. So if you’re Cozy Chamomile tea, you might be able to get away with it. But if you’re recycling tires, probably not.
  16. Here are two leaps in the “organic” packaging and promotion of two items that don’t seem particularly organic. Wendy’s Natural-Cut Fries suggest they are natural fries. But really, they are “Naturally-cut,” notice the hyphen, which supposedly means that they leave a little skin on the end. The fries themselves are no more natural or organic than any other french fry. In fact, these fries have 43% more sodium compared to the previous Wendy’s fries, plus all of the chemicals. And what’s up with “Coal Burger?” Does that sound particularly green, or natural. All I picture are hand blackened by coal dust picking up a burger. I reached out to Coal Burger through its contact form on it website and asked if they could better explain the brand positioning to me, but I never heard back.
  17. Extra credit: Other trite visuals to avoid include anything remotely environmental in cupped hands, light bulbs, clouds, a globe in a water drop, and just about everything related to carbon offsetting. The latter is a term for engineers, and most consumers, even the really smart ones, don't know what you're talking about.
  18. This particular brand scored the trifecta, and then some, with their green positioning. They have a predominant use of the color green, cupped hands with soil and foliage, and an Earth created from leaves. Can you guess the brand in all of it’s “Greenness?”
  19. If you said, “Purina Dog Chow,” you nailed it. Who’d a guessed? And look, they’ve got green grass, flowers, blue sky, clouds, an organic-looking typeface and more gratuitous cupped hands. All we’re missing is a light bulb and the Papyrus typeface.
  20. 1. Are the people charged with managing your green brand thinking originally? 2. Have you put the word “green” in your name, and if so, do you have the passion of Greenpeace to deserve it? 3. Has your logo sprouted a leaf? 4. Do you use the recycling logo as a crutch to prop up uninspired messages? 5. Have you put mother Earth in an ad? 6. Does your website look like the eco-equivalent of the Stepford Wives with green grass, blue skies and clouds? 7. Do you use the term “All natural” to excite your inner hippie? 8. Be honest, have you committed any degree of “Green Fogging” lately? 9. Have you adopted children and pretty flowers as your core visuals? 10. Have you ever even considered using the font Papyrus? 11. Has any sort of environmental image showed up in cupped hands in your creative? 12. Do you rely heavily on the color green and its expected cousins, blue and brown? 13. Has a globe ever appeared in a water drop, even when you’re daydreaming? 14. Has a sapling ever emerged from a non-sequitur image like gold coins or a pile of coal? 15. Have you ever used “Green” in a sentence referring to both saving money AND the environment? 16. Have you ever talked about carbon anything at a cocktail party, church gathering or during sex? 17. Is a light bulb an illuminating metaphor to you? 18. Does the fear of “sameness” haunt you? For help, subscribe to my “Sustainable Storytelling” blog, or call 1-602-682-0620. A friend is closer than you think.
  21. You can download the “Got Gang Green” questionnaire from my blog at ParkHowell.com, or contact me through my site, and I’ll be happy to send it to you.