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Os cincO dedOs dO JUdeUOs cincO dedOs dO JUdeU
Um rico banqueiro judeu vai casar o seu filho.
Na véspera, chama-o à parte
para ter com ele uma conversa.
Simão, meu filho,
eu nunca te falei da vida…
A partir de amanhã,
estarás com a tua mulher,
mas será sempre bom
que saibas ...
Há
o dedo……da viagem
o dedo..………da direcção
o dedo ………..do prazer
o dedo..... do casamento e
enfim, o ......... da distinç...
 Ah bom ?
Eu explico, Simão. 
O dedo da viagem
é: o POLEGAR
porque ele te permite
pedir boleia.
 De acordo papá.
 
 O dedo da direcção
é: o INDICADOR
porque é aquele que
estendes quando queres
mostrar qualquer coisa.
Ok !
O dedo do casamento
é : o ANELAR
porque é nele
que tu vais usar a tua aliança.
Sim papá
 O dedo da distinção
é : o MINDINHO
porque se deve levantar,
quando se bebe uma xícara de chá.
 Compreendido, papá !
Mas p...
 Guardei o MELHOR
para o fim, Simão.
o dedo do prazer
é : o MÉDIO.
É o mais BELO…
e também o mais LONGO !
Para o PRAZER Si...
E…
 
E…
! ! !
 
E…
CONTAS as tuas NOTAS.
...TODOS aqueles que pensaram
outra coisa :
de joelhos, já !
E “TOCA” A REZAR TRES
« PAI NOSSOS » 
E TRES
« AVÉ MARIAS »
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O dedo do prazer

  1. 1. Os cincO dedOs dO JUdeUOs cincO dedOs dO JUdeU
  2. 2. Um rico banqueiro judeu vai casar o seu filho. Na véspera, chama-o à parte para ter com ele uma conversa.
  3. 3. Simão, meu filho, eu nunca te falei da vida… A partir de amanhã, estarás com a tua mulher, mas será sempre bom que saibas certas coisas.
  4. 4. Há o dedo……da viagem o dedo..………da direcção o dedo ………..do prazer o dedo..... do casamento e enfim, o ......... da distinção.
  5. 5.  Ah bom ? Eu explico, Simão. 
  6. 6. O dedo da viagem é: o POLEGAR porque ele te permite pedir boleia.  De acordo papá.  
  7. 7.  O dedo da direcção é: o INDICADOR porque é aquele que estendes quando queres mostrar qualquer coisa. Ok !
  8. 8. O dedo do casamento é : o ANELAR porque é nele que tu vais usar a tua aliança. Sim papá
  9. 9.  O dedo da distinção é : o MINDINHO porque se deve levantar, quando se bebe uma xícara de chá.  Compreendido, papá ! Mas papá, ESQUECESTE o dedo do PRAZER ! 
  10. 10.  Guardei o MELHOR para o fim, Simão. o dedo do prazer é : o MÉDIO. É o mais BELO… e também o mais LONGO ! Para o PRAZER Simão, MOLHAS esse dedo na BOCA…
  11. 11. E…  
  12. 12. E… ! ! !  
  13. 13. E… CONTAS as tuas NOTAS.
  14. 14. ...TODOS aqueles que pensaram outra coisa : de joelhos, já ! E “TOCA” A REZAR TRES « PAI NOSSOS »  E TRES « AVÉ MARIAS »

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