1. MURPHY’S LAW
1. If you’re single and you meet somebody you really like …
… he’ll be married.
… you’ll stammer.
… he wont’ like you.
… she’ll be a man.
2. If you throw something away …
… you’ll need the next day.
3. If you park a long way from where you’re going …
… you’ll find another parking space closer to the place where you’re going.
… when you get there, you’ll remember you forgot your bag in the car.
4. If your baby goes to sleep late …
… (s)he’ll wake up early.
… you’ll have to get up early the next morning.
… he’ll wake up at the same time as usual, or even earlier.
… your neighbour will make a noise that wakes him/her up.
5. If you’re driving somewhere and you’re in a hurry …
… you’ll be in a traffic jam.
… a policeman will stop you.
… the garbage truck will be in front of you.
… your car will break down.
… someone will probably drive slowly in front of you.
6. If you arrive very early to catch a plane …
… the flight will be delayed.
… the flight will be cancelled.
7. If you get to work late …
2. … your boss will be waiting for you.
… your boss will be early.
8. If you leave your mobile phone at home …
… you’ll receive an important call.
… somebody important will call you.
… your phone will ring a lot.
… your boss will call you.
9. If you push a door …
… the door will only open if you pull.
… you’ll probably hit your boss.
