23. May you live in interesting times
● Rsyslog evil twin
● Who shaves the barber?
● Line based formatting for fun and profit
● The World according to ARP
24. ● No one will ever need more than 4096 file descriptors
● Who needs Redis when you have Zookeeper?
● Big Data fits on an Integer
● Fault tolerance is overrated
26. Oh noes
● Use replication
● ...and understand ISRs
● ...and forbid unclean leader elections
● Your client hates you (BYOB)
● Storm hates you even more
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