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Why is branding so much like
TEENAGE
SEX?
@davidbrierRisingAboveTheNoise.com
Based on a tweet that seems to be credited to Avinash Kaushik of Google
overhearing this comment: "Social media is like teen sex, Everyone wants to do it.
No one actually knows how.When finally done, there is surprise it's not better."
PROOF6 ways branding parallels that tsunami of
hormonal chaos when awkwardness
and embellishments rule our world
@davidbrierRisingAboveTheNoise.com
EVERYBODY
TALKSABOUTIT
1
@davidbrierRisingAboveTheNoise.com
NOBODY’S
REALLY
SUREHOW
TODOIT
2
@davidbrierRisingAboveTheNoise.com
3 EXPERTSAGREE
ITCANGETPRETTY
COMPLICATED&
YOUSHOULDWAIT
@davidbrierRisingAboveTheNoise.com
THAT
“HOMERUN”
YOU’RESO
PROUDOF?(NOBODYBELIEVESITWITHOUTPROOF)
4
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EVERYBODYIS
CERTAIN
EVERYONEELSE
ISDOINGIT(SINCETEENAGERSONLYTALKFACTUALLYABOUTTHEIR
ACHIEVEMENTSANDNEVEREMBELLISHANYTHING...)
5
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CONVINCED
EVERYONEELSE
ISDOINGIT,
EVERYONE
CLAIMSTHEY
ARETOO
6
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WANTSOME
MATURE
BRANDING
SOLUTIONS?
THENEXT
SLIDESHAVE
SOME“ADULT
BRANDING
CONTENT”
Design and branding by David Brier of DBD International
Design and branding by David Brier of DBD International
Design and branding by David Brier of DBD International
Design and branding by David Brier of DBD International
Design and branding by David Brier of DBD International
Design and branding by David Brier of DBD International
Design and branding by David Brier of DBD International
Design and branding by David Brier of DBD International
Design and branding by David Brier of DBD International
Design and branding by David Brier of DBD International
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Isyourbrandbuiltforgrowth?
Willitriseabovethenoise?Ifnot,let’stalk.
NEEDSOME
MATURE
BRANDING
SOLUTIONS?
LET’STALK.OrvisitandsubscribeatRisingAboveTheNoise.com
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