1. A Short Love Story (短暫的愛情故事)<br />[中文由老編西歪翻譯] <br /> <br />A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. <br />從未見面的一對男女,他們都已結婚,在一班長途火車上,發現被分配到同一間臥鋪包廂。Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. <br />儘管共用一間包廂最初有些尷尬和不安,但是他們都非常累,很快就睡著了,他在上鋪,她在下鋪。<br />At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,........... <br />'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' <br />清晨1點,該名男士俯下身子,輕輕地喚醒那位女士說........... <br />「小姐!抱歉打擾你了,你是否願意到衣櫃幫我再拿一條毯子?我覺得非常冷。」<br />'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.' <br />「我有個更好的主意,」她回答說:「只有今晚,......讓我們假裝我們已經結婚了。」<br />'Wow!.................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed. <br />「哇!................這真是個好主意!」,他興奮地說。<br />'Good,' she replied. .......'Get your own fucking blanket.' <br />「那好!」她回答說。.......「那你就自己去拿他媽的毯子吧。」<br />After a moment of silence, ...........................he farted. <br />過了片刻的沉默,...........................他放屁了。<br /> <br />