Smart Indians (Joke)

1. CAN'T beat an Indian!! (聰明的印度人！ )
[中文由老編西歪翻譯]
American boy and Indian Boy entered a chocolate store. As they
were busy looking, the American Boy stole 3 chocolate bars. As they
left the store, the American Boy said to the Indian Boy: "Man I'm the
best thief, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat
that."
美國小孩和印度小孩走進一家巧克力店。他們到處尋找，美國小孩走了
3 條巧克力棒。他們離開商店後，美國小孩向印度小孩說：「嘿朋友！我
是最棒的小偷，我偷了 3 條巧克力，沒有讓人發現。你是比不過的。」
Indian Boy replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back
to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

2. 印度小孩答道：「你想瞧瞧更棒的事嗎？我們回到店裡去，我會讓你知
道什麼才是真正的偷竊。」
So they went to the counter and the Indian Boy said to the
shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic?"
The shopkeeper replied: "Yes."
因此他們回到櫃檯，印度小孩向店主說：「你想看魔術嗎？」
店主回答說：「想呀！」
The Indian Boy said: "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The Indian Boy asked
for a second bar, and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
印度小孩說：「給我一條巧克力棒。」
店主給了他一條，他把它吃了。印度小孩要了第二條，他又吃掉了。
要了第三條也吃完了。
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"
店主問：「魔術在哪兒？」
The Indian Boy replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find
all three bars of chocolate."
印度小孩答道：「檢查一下我朋友的口袋，你會發現三條巧克力棒都在
那裡。」
You just CAN'T beat an Indian!!
你真的被印度人打敗了！

3. [註] 本文章取材自下列網頁，中文由老編西歪翻譯。
Note: This article is derived from the following website, the Chinese
translation by changcy0326.
http://www.indizoom.com/2013/02/Joke-Indian-Boy-American-
Boy.html#axzz2LG8hCuJN