The APD Dadtack Lifecycle Chain™ and analysis of Tactics, Techniques, and Procedures.

1. ADVANCED PERSISTENT
DADS
THE APD DADTACK LIFECYCLE CHAIN™ AND TTP ANALYSIS
BY: CHRIS SISTRUNK

2. THE DADTACK LIFECYCLE CHAIN™
1. Reconnaissance + social engineering
2. Penetration + payload + time delay
3. Imprinting + recruitment + training
4. Persistance + counterintelligence
5. Grandfatherization

3. THE APD MANSCAPE
We assess with very high confidence that Dads are everywhere and
thus very persistent with all Stages of the Dadtack Lifecycle Chain™.
• Most Dads complete more than one iteration of Stage 2
• Dads secretly enjoy Stage 3
• During Stage 4, Dads often use psychological warfare against young
men courting their Daughter. Also using counterintelligence against
the Mother to protect Dad-Son operations.
• When Dads complete Stage 5, they seem to change tactics

4. TACTICS, TECHNIQUES, & PROCEDURES
• Acts manly at all times
• Knows everything yet plays dumb or defers instead
• “Go ask your mother.”
• Tunes family members out / thinks of absolutely nothing
• Gives high fives or big bear hugs
• Posesses ability to nap in any environment
• Tells or demonstrates well-timed terrible humor
• Child: “I’m hungry.” Dad: “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”

5. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!