"Ontological Cosmology: You Want To Live In A Universe With No Faster Than Light Travel" - There are things you shouldn't want, and FTL travel is one of them. Our reality is too precious to give it up, and the fractal boundaries of it deserve to be explored by more than boringly uniform Jupiter Brains whose computronium hunger swallowed up everything. How can we coexist with symbiotic AGIs and have fun together in an unbounded Universe?