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Funny quotes

A collection of funny but true quotes from famous people #Dhakkanz #Quotes

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Funny quotes

  1. 1. “Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” ~Murphy’s Law
  2. 2. “Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.” ~Mignon McLaughlin
  3. 3. “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” ~Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
  4. 4. “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are 3 billion to 1.” ~Erma Bombeck
  5. 5. “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” ~Will Rogers
  6. 6. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” ~Zig Ziglar
  7. 7. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” ~Unknown
  8. 8. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” ~Abraham Lincoln
  9. 9. “Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” ~Bill McGlashen
  10. 10. “Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.” ~Unknown