This document provides a humorous summary of 25 men with poor face tattoos who have appeared in mugshots. It describes each man's tattoo with a nickname like "The Casanova" or "The Psycho" and a brief quip about the tattoo and man's apparent mindset or circumstances. It concludes with a disclaimer that the information provided is not meant to be used for decisions governed by the Fair Credit Reporting Act and may not be fully accurate.

1. The 25 Worst
Face Tattoos
To Ever Appear
In A Mugshot

2. 1) The Casanova
He thinks “Ladies Love It,” but I’m
pretty sure this man doesn’t speak
for all ladies.

3. 2) The Vegan
Good luck finding many animal-
free food options in the prison
cafeteria.

4. 3) The Low Self-Esteem Sufferer
Buck up, guy. I bet they won’t reject
you from the “Epic Beard Club.”

5. 4) The Skinhead
“Ma’am, did the person who
assaulted you have any
distinguishing marks?”

6. 5) The Sunshine Stater
He’s crying salty Floridian
tears.

7. 6) The Devil
The beard and horns say “Spawn of
Satan,” but the round plastic-
framed glasses and pale skin say
“Comic-Con Attendee.”

8. 7) The Go-Getter
In this instance “R” doesn’t
stand for “Remembering to
be a respectable member of
society.”

9. 8) The Genius
The tattoo of choice for
nobel laureates.

10. 9) The Blowhard
Honestly, who has time to read
all that?

11. 10) The Clown
Considering clowns are
way scarier than the devil,
this was a pretty good
choice.

12. 11) The Absurdist
These tattoos are all over the
place. If you’re going to ink your
face, pick a theme and stick with
it.

13. 12) The Inevitable
Case closed.

14. 13) The Knot
He got the idea for this tattoo
after his iPod earbuds got all
tangled up.

15. 14) The Wrongfully Convicted
“Your honor, in my client’s defense
I present his eyebrows.”

16. 15) The Nose
Every time he checks out his
tattoo he goes cross-eyed.

17. 16) The Felon
His second choice was “Felon
Thoughts: Perfectly Level-Headed.”

18. 17) The Involuntary Skinhead
He’s not racist. He’s just
pointing out that his hairline is
receding.

19. 18) The Missing Question Mark
There it is!

20. 19) The Psycho
He’s currently attending Johns
Hopkins University. In his next
session, he’s going to add “logist
in training.”

21. 20) The Speed Demon
The trick to making the hair on your
neck grow faster? Put racing stripes
on your chin.

22. 21) The Walking Billboard
Somehow, tattooing a radio
station logo to his forehead is
not the worst decision this man
has made.

23. 22) The Tiger
Like most tigers in
America, he’s going to
spend most of his time
in a cage.

24. 23) The Handlebar
Poor guy. All he ever wanted in
life was to have enough facial
hair for to grow a moustache.

25. 24) The Bible Thumper
Hebrew 13:6 asks, “What can mere
mortals do to me?” Put you in jail, that’s
what.

26. 25) The Tyson
Lookin’ good, Iron
Mike! Not your first
rodeo in the Big House,
is it?

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