A Seussian commentary on the hazards of viral marketing.

1. Spam I Am, or A Different Sort of Beginner Book:
A Viral
Marketing
Story
Suitable
for
Bedtime
Written by Dr. O’Spam
Illustrated by A. Spamality II

2. Alone I sat there at my desk
Wondering which way was best
To teach the world of my new site
And you, I’m sure, do see my plight.

3. But then I read the best of news,
Would save me time and money too!
New Marketing is now the way
And it no doubt would save the day.

4. Amazed I was, it made such sense
And it was at so little expense!
No press release, no ad campaign
Those days are gone,
the rules have changed!

5. Viral is the way to go.
Just make yourself a video,
Use network tools
to spread your word
Until the whole
wide world
has heard.