3. “Can you take
Aural
Gratification?”
Danni When waiting for Keith to
wrap up another phone call
In Reference To:
Aural Gratification, Inc.
4.
5. “Do you really
think that would
be a good use of
my time?”
Chad Katie: “Chad, can you run
to the store and get me a
Cherry Coke?”
6.
7. “When I was
leaving, my tire
bumped into
your blinker.”
Chad When telling Carol that he
drove over the hood of her
car
8.
9. “Well this is what I
was always looking
for the last time I
was working here.”
Jim Grim Jon: “So, Grim, what do
you think of things around
here in regards to the new
corporate structure?”
10.
11. “I wore out the lifter
on my headset
from taking so
many sales calls.”
Chad When JR asked Chad why
his headset was not
working
12.
13. “I bet it’s for
Chad, so he can
print his quotes
faster.”
JR When trying to figure out
who the new printer was for
14.
15. Destiny: “Jeez, you scared
the crap out of me. My
fingers are even tinging.”
Keith: “I haven’t had a
woman say that to me in
years...”
Keith Destiny was walking down
the hall and Keith came out
of his office and scared her
16.
17. “No, Keith, I can
not do this with
you today ... I am
still sore.”
Chad Talking with Keith
18.
19. Chad: “I hate working in the sample
room!”
Keith: “You show up every day for the
next 2 weeks and work at least 32
hours per week, and you will never
have to work in the sample room
again.”
Chad: “What would you like done in the
sample room?”
Chad & Keith Sales Meeting – Agenda
Item: Sample Room
20.
21. “Hello, Jon, Dwayne over at Majam Building
Supply in ahhh...Newburgh. I need...I need ya
ta cawl me back, we have ahhh...we have a
serious fuckin’ problem. You guys seem to
have ahhh...sent da quote directly to da
customer. And...I...I...I’d like ta know if ya
bumped your fuckin’ head, or whatchya did,
and why ya did it, but...ya know...it’s a problem
at this point. And ahhh...I need ya ta cawl me
at my office. 555-5555 ext. 555 Thank you.
Bye.”
Customer – Dwayne Jaycox One of our friendly Marjam
Distributors
