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Calatoria Spre Nicaieri

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The description of my first year in Canada (2004-2005), with plenty of feelings, perceptions, wonders...

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Calatoria Spre Nicaieri

  1. 1. Outre-mer, outre-langue Ou comment transformer un coup de pied au derrière en un pas en avant…
  2. 2. <ul><li>Trompe l’ œ il et d’autres finesses de la québécitude… </li></ul>Voyage vers Nullepart
  3. 3. Y aurait-il aussi des documents pour les dettes morales??? La veille du départ, on apprend qu’on ne peut pas quitter la Roumanie si on n’a pas un document qui prouve qu’on n’a plus de DETTES envers le pays… Nouvelle législation, donc personne n’en sait rien de précis. Raison de plus de graisser la patte aux fonctionnaires, selon la bonne vieille habitude.
  4. 4. Voyage initiatique ou en quête du sublime? Et s’ils perdent nos bagages? Et si je dois jeter à la poubelle le chocolat Milka que mon père m’a apporté à l’aéroport pour essayer de compenser toute mon enfance privée de sa présence?
  5. 5. Je me souviens… <ul><li>Le préexil enfermé dans les valises reçues en cadeau de nos amis Erika et Zoli </li></ul>Et un premier arrêt…
  6. 6. <ul><li>La grand-place typiquement européenne n’existe pas ici! Tous les samedis soir, les “nouveaux-arrivants” roumains se promènent dans le Vieux-Port et discutent jobs, salaires, BS,… </li></ul>
  7. 7. Enfin une demeure! Les valises exiliennes Soutiennent la connexion Avec le monde d’avant
  8. 8. L'Amérique du Nord et le marketing de Wal Mart On s’achète un premier vélo et on commence les promenades…
  9. 9. La bière… ça se boit en cachette en Amérique!
  10. 10. Les pistes cyclables… <ul><li>… ça fait vraiment une différence! </li></ul>
  11. 11. … et les nuages <ul><li>la joie de C ă lin… </li></ul>
  12. 12. En exil, la langue étrangère s’apprend de manière tellement incohérente! Un des premiers mots appris par C ălin en français a été mangeoire …
  13. 13. Avons-nous perdu le nord?
  14. 14. Être Ausl ä nder! <ul><li>La rue Sherbrooke Ouest se dirige vers le sud; </li></ul><ul><li>Les calculs en euro / dollars américains ne servent à rien; </li></ul><ul><li>2 livres ne veut pas dire un kilo; </li></ul><ul><li>C’est quoi un gallon au fait? Même les Américains et les Canadiens ne s’en sont pas mis d’accord, voyons! </li></ul><ul><li>À la banque, dès fois il y a des virgules, dès fois il y a des points, en fonction de la langue; </li></ul><ul><li>Le Fahrenheit est impossible à convertir en Celsius; </li></ul><ul><li>Le prix n’est pas celui de l’étiquette. Il y a les taxes! Il y en a DEUX! </li></ul><ul><li>Le français québécois, lui,… </li></ul>
  15. 15. Le plastique dont on a tant rêvé, qui est censé te rendre « bourgeois »…
  16. 16. Ubi bene ibi patria <ul><li>Mama-i dus ă -n sat cu doru' </li></ul>
  17. 17. La Ronde <ul><li>Américanisation progressive </li></ul>
  18. 18. Explorer le Québec <ul><li>9 e lac, 7 e ciel (en roumain: 9 e ciel) chez Michel </li></ul>
  19. 20. Sorties BBQ pour élargir le cercle de Roumains! On serre les rangs ou quoi?
  20. 21. Avant tout, il faut voir la « Capitale Nationale » (surtout que c’est la seule province du monde qui a une capitale nationale!!!)
  21. 22. Le choc du premier retour dans le pays <ul><li>Bureaucratie, aigreur des fonctionnaires, sentiment d’appartenir déjà à un autre monde, nécessairement meilleur que celui-ci, révolte et impuissance de se révolter,… </li></ul>
  22. 23. <ul><li>Le bon côté du balkanisme roumain: tu peux résoudre tes problèmes très vite et de manière impeccable si tu as des pistons. </li></ul>
  23. 24. <ul><li>Et on trahit encore une fois son « chez soi » submergé par la douleur pour rentrer dans son nouveau « chez soi », censé être « travaillé, embelli par les espoirs de tous ces malheureux » qui ont fait le même trajet… </li></ul>
  24. 25. <ul><li>Eh oui, le chez soi n’est pas nécessairement spatial, mais plutôt interpersonnel. Et les valises, elles,… </li></ul>Sunt acas ă …
  25. 26. C’est long, c’est froid, ça décoiffe, ça s’appelle l’hiver québécois
  26. 28. Mais bon, Noël, il faut l’admettre, c’est pas comme avant!
  27. 29. Universit é de Montr é al ou comment devenir une minorité audible Je m’en vais ou je m’en vas l’un ou l’autre se dit et se disent… Au moins en France on me prenait pour une Espagnole!
  28. 30. Moins pire que pas pire <ul><li>L’insécurité linguistique, je commence à la sentir justement au Québec, là où l’insécurité est chez elle. Les anglophones ne font jamais de commentaires par rapport à mon anglais « fonctionnel ». Pourtant, les francophones deviennent fatigants! </li></ul>
  29. 31. Les al é as de l’argent <ul><li>Le compte en banque fluctue tellement… </li></ul><ul><li>Frais de scolarité; </li></ul><ul><li>Crédit TPS; </li></ul><ul><li>Reçu d’impôts 2004; </li></ul><ul><li>Monitorat (lire premier job ); </li></ul><ul><li>Visa; </li></ul><ul><li>Marge de crédit; </li></ul><ul><li>Mastercard; </li></ul><ul><li>Etc. </li></ul>
  30. 32. Deux montagnes <ul><li>D’autres réalités québé-coises </li></ul>
  31. 33. Remises en cause…
  32. 34. <ul><li>Le printemps arrive. ENFIN! </li></ul>
  33. 35. Pâques – un peu mieux que Noël!
  34. 36. Québec-ville, de nouveau Eh bien, la vie n’est pas un cercle, mais une spirale.
  35. 37. Nous retournons, apparemment… <ul><li>… à la case de départ, mais nous nous situons au « level two ». </li></ul><ul><li>C’est ma manière de voir la première année « outre-mer ». Mais outre-mer par rapport à quoi? Qui est-ce qui se trouve du bon côté, du côté « by default »? Chacun de nous est le Belge de quelqu’un! Ubi bene ibi patria? </li></ul>
  36. 38. Sfâr ş itul nu-i aici…

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