WorkEnglish Teacher, Pom/Colorguard Coach, Professional Student Botherer
About I have been described as "a worthy adversary" and "the voice of reason" (not by the same person).
This is one of my favorite conversations I have ever had, and I think it pretty much sums up my entire existence:
Rick: Dogs smell fear.
Becka: Dogs smell horses?? PEOPLE can smell horses, too!
Me: Horses smell fear!
Rick: Horses smell vampires.