3. I only have one rule for
dating my daughter – if she
sees your p****, I’m cutting it
off!

4. Hillary’s new bf: Hello.
My name is Taye.
Dave: Th..th…that’s an
interesting name Taye.
Taye: Thanks. It’s
shorter from
Bootay.

5. Dave:
President of
the chess
club?! Why
doesn’t he just
run for the
president of I-
will-never-
touch-a-girl’s-
chest club?!

6. CHECKMATE!

7. Empty wrapper

8. Mike: Why are we talking about sex?
Vicky: Honey, would you feel more
comfortable if I left?
Mike: YES! And take him with you! (refers to
Dave)

10. Tone-deaf:
It smells as
bad as she
sounds

12. Dave’s vision of his suicide xD

14. Mike: Didn’t you always tell me how bad coffee is?
Vicky: Yes, that’s because it would keep you awake,
and you kids going to bed was pretty much all I had to
live for.

16. Dave: Fiiiiiine, I’ll have a talk with him about the birds and the…..birds.

18. Vicky: Maybe we shouldn’t Dave: C’mon Vicky, we drink
drink while the kids are in BECAUSE the kids are in the
the house. house.

20. THE END