1. Berserk Pope
March 24, 2009
Prayers for World Peace are $3.95 per month. For Muslims, the
Catholic Church will point their prayers through a set of speakers
pointing toward Mecca. Such compassion and millions of idiots will
invest particularly in these times of ʻeconomic flushʼ.
The Pope just finished a trip to millions of viewers in Africa blessing the fools from his
bullet proof ʻpopemobileʼ and his ʻjewel studdedʼ hat that is actually a ʻcrown of thornsʼ in
disguise. Such heart warming gestures can be be seen on DVD at your leisure for just
$9.95 with a glossy picture of ʻGodʼs anointed representative to tend the flockʼ.
Some pundits are wondering what decisions the Catholic Church will make if the Popes
suggestion that ʻpecker coversʼ (condoms) are a sin even in light of the continuing
outbreak of AIDS in Africa. Now the Popeʼs down the
centuries are not known as ʻrocket scientistsʼ but times have
moved on to the 21st century filled with new ideas like
Twitter, cell phones, vibrating toys, and something called the
ʻinternetʼ for access to all the information anyone would
want!
Dear Pope,
Check out ʻmethods of birth controlʼ by googling on this new
invention called the computer. Scroll down to ʻdogs and
catsʼ and information will be provided on the ease of
neutering your beloved pet to make the world safer, not to
mention the animals, from mindless over breeding. To
ʻneuterʼ will eliminate the problem of overpopulating with itʼs
seeming ʻglobal warmingʼ consequences. However, if the Catholic church is dependent
on more and more ʻconvertsʼ like certain other religions who go ʻberserkʼ when they get
mentioned, ʻbe berserkʼ and avoid ʻrocket scientistʼ status.
Life is full of choices, there are billions of kids now called adults who need that nurturing
care which is wasted sometimes on the futures ʻsame ʻole same ʻolesʼ, yes and, even
the future suicide bombers! Letʼs have more kids by ʻsuperconscious selectionʼ - no
future converts please! (Stream of consciousness)
Yesss Self Love Center
Est. 1991
ArhataFreeSpeech@yahoo.com
310 880-2020
Port Townsend, Washington USA