This I use to introduce the new planner to the strategic planning department. Pretty useful in telling them what's waiting for them.

3. I know where you are

4. I know what you do

5. But… who are you?

6. Powerpoint technicians?

7. Professional presenters?

8. Necessary evil?

9. Concept fitter?

10. Fancy liar?

12. Knowledge bank

13. Fact finder

14. Research leader

15. Idea machine

16. Convergence point

17. Bouncing board

18. Mastermind

19. Not your scene?

20. May be… a failure?

23. By the way, I stole all the cartoons
off the internet. Forgive me, this
has no commercial purpose.