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How To Onboard New Hires Into
Happy and Productive Employees
Embrace The Best and Avoid The Worst Practices
When It Comes To Onboarding New Employees
Poornima Vijayashanker
@poornima
#AgileTD
Your first job…
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Reality…
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Think it’s gotta be YOU.
The Absent Boss
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The Absent-Minded Boss
The Unaware Boss
#work
Why does this happen?
You fall prey…
#1 Tactic of Recruiting
Tell them what they want to hear.
Justify behavior after the fact…
“We’re a startup we move fast!”
“We’re a BIG company, we can’t
control what each team does to
onboard new hires!”
“We’re a remote company, new hires
need to learn to do things on their own!”
“We’re a local in-house team, new
hires should feel comfortable pinging
people they sit next to!”
Feel lost.
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• Missed deadlines
• Burnout
• High turnover
• Toxic culture
• 91% of employees stick around for at least a year
• 69% of them stick around for at least three years
Source: http://mkt.talentwise.com/TalentCultureCandidateExperience_LandingPageForm.html
Top down.
“Will this really work for my company?”
“This really won’t work at my company!”
• R&D Engineer at Synopsys
• Founding engineer at Mint.com
• Founder of BizeeBee
• Founder of Femgineer
• CTO & Co-Founder of Opear
• EIR at 500 Startups & Techstars
• Wrote & self-published two books
My street cred:
Test.
• Next hackathon
• Side project
• Something else
What does the 1st day, week, and month look like?
What do they need to accomplish?
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People signed up to work!
People
• Have them meet EVERYONE on the team!
• Who does what?
• How do people operate?
Product
Architecture Review
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Product Roadmap
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Make Setting Up a Cinch
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First Project
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First Project
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Set Expectations
Process
• Get the ball rolling
• Priorities
• Conflicting priorities
Policies
Why do we do things the way we do…
• Live chat
• Unified experience
• Product + customers
• Technology is set up
• A dedicated mentor
• A real project
• Meet Netflix’s top execs
Source: https://www.tinypulse.com/blog/companies-with-the-most-unique-employee-onboarding-practices
Problems
What did they see in their first 100 days?
What is ONE thing they want to change?
What happens when you do this?
• You can identify who is truly vested
• You retain those people
• Like attracts like
Audit.
“We already do ALL of this.”
Keep doing it!
“This won’t work for my company.”
Create a small test.
“Why is this important again?”
Because it’s hard to find and keep good people!

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