http://2017.leankanban.fr/sessions/comment-les-controleurs-de-gestion-ont-fuck-up-mon-it/ Speaker’s pitch This talk is about how financially minded management of companies lead to split the IT management into several business units, each with its own goals and management. This split creates misalignment and conflicts between teams that were supposed to work together. This keynote is a toolbox designed to help you bring proper implementation of devops and to make people work together on a common goal: efficient automatisation and use of the human brain power geared towards making IT an asset instead of a cost center. Le mot de l’organisation Le pitch est en anglais, mais la conférence sera bien en français. Ca parle de tech et de budget, une conférence comme on les aime. C’est mieux de savoir ce qu’est DevOps, mais cela n’est pas obligatoire.

1. HOW THE BOOK
KEEPER FUCKED
UP MY IT
MANAGEMENT
QUENTIN ADAM
@WAXZCE
CLEVER CLOUD

2. Quentin ADAM from the Clever Cloud
@waxzce on twitter – github- soundcloud – instagram ….
WHO AM I ?

3. MY DAY TO DAY WORK :
CLEVER CLOUD,
THE IT AUTOMATION COMPANY

4. KEEP YOUR APPS ONLINE. MADE WITH
NODE.JS, SCALA, JAVA, RUBY, PHP,
PYTHON, GO…
Cloud & on premise ;-)

5. AND LEARN A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT
YOUR CODE, APPS, AND GOOD/BAD
DESIGN…

6. GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY
NEVER
GONNA
LET YOU
DOWN
clever-cloud.com

7. DNA OF A
DEVELOPER

8. HE LIKES HIS JOB

9. QUEST FOR KNOWLEDGE

10. ACCEPTATION OF CHANGE

11. QUEST FOR EFFICIENCY

12. NEW VISION OF THE WORK

13. AUTOMATE

14. AT SCALE

15. EXAMPLE

16. ECONOMIC
CHANGES

17. Ray Kurzweil
THE LAW OF ACCELERATING RETURNS

18. EXPONENTIAL

19. SOFTWARE IS EATING THE WORLD

20. AND THE
WORLD IS
SMALL

21. EFFICIENCY
IS
MANDATORY

22. JOIN THE
COMPETITION

23. https://www.clever-cloud.com/blog/company/2016/04/18/what-is-a-developers-job/

24. COMPANIES CREATE IT DEPARTMENT

25. ( LIKE VIRTUAL / REAL WORLD
COMPARISON )

26. SPLIT IT ON DIFFERENT AGENDA

27. PROJECT
VS
RUN

28. THE BOOK KEEPERS
POINT OF VIEW

29. INVESTMENT
&
RETURN ON
INVESTMENT

30. PROJECT = INVESTMENT

31. Specs Code ROI

32. USE SOFTWARE 3 YEARS AT LEAST

33. SOFTWARE = REAL ESTATE

34. V CYCLE

35. LIFECYCLE AND
EVOLUTION IS
DRIVE BY BOOK
KEEPERS AND NOT
BY THE BUSINESS

36. THIS IS MADNESS

37. RUN / PROD

38. RUN / PROD

39. COST
CENTER
70% OLD THINGS

40. THE PEOPLES WE CALL ONLY
FOR PROBLEMS

41. NO LINKED AGENDA

42. SERVER IS BILLED ON OPS TEAM TO
HELP DEV TEAM

43. GOALS ARE NOT THE SAME

44. (WORKFORCE
PROVIDERS)

45. REDUCE THE
ALL
ORGANIZATION
EFFICIENCY

46. FINANCIAL RULES KILLING THE
PRODUCTIVITY OF THE ALL
ORGANIZATION

47. USE THE TECHNICAL DEBT,
MAKE INVESTMENT

48. LEARN HOW TO BUILD A TIME
BOMB,
THE RIGHT WAY

49. INCENTIVE ON KPI,
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

50. DEVOPS
ENTER

51. DEVOPS
OR
DEV + OPS

52. A WORLD OF EXPERT

53. FUSION DEV + RUN INSIDE THE
NEW AUTOMATE WORKFORCE

54. ALIGN GOALS,
GET EFFICIENT PEOPLES

55. BUILD A CONTINUOUS
DELIVERY PIPELINE

56. GLOBAL COST OF
SOFTWARE USAGE
IS THE REAL
CONTINUOUS
INVESTMENT AND
ROI

57. VALUE IS ON PEOPLE

58. RECRUIT

59. TRUST

60. “FOREVER” SOLUTIONS

61. FREE FROM
OLD
CONSTRAINTS

62. THE
COMPANY
STACK
LIKE

63. THE
COMPANY
FRAMEWORK
LIKE

64. IF YOU WRITE SOME CODE,
YOU NEED TO MAINTAIN IT

65. REMOVE CODE

66. THE POWER OF
“REBUILD EVERYTHING”

67. SECURITY
VOODOO
LIKE

68. SECURITY IS EVOLVING

69. https://www.clever-cloud.com/blog/company/2016/04/04/security-is-a-process/

71. https://www.clever-cloud.com/blog/guests/2015/06/16/the-end-of-the-fortress-metaphor/

72. PERFORMANCES
BULLSHIT

73. EARLY
OPTIMIZATION

74. OVER ENGINEERING

75. ARCHITECTURE

76. PERFORMANCES IS NOT
LINEAR PROBLEM

77. “WE HAVE
NOBODY
ELSE
PROBLEMS”

78. IT
DEPARTMENT
FUTURE

79. BE THE BEST
FRIEND OF
THE COMPANY
OTHERS
PEOPLES

80. NO MORE
MAINTENANCE
PERIOD

81. FOCUS
ON EFFICIENCY

82. LAYERS: WHAT IS MY ADDED VALUE?

83. AUTOMATE ALL THE NON VALUED
PARTS

84. OR BRING THIS ON TOP OF A PUBLIC
CLOUD MANAGING IT

85. PUSH TO
COMMODITY

86. USE HUMAN BRAIN FOR
VALUABLE USAGE

87. RELEASE
EARLY,
RELEASE
OFTEN

88. BUILD
TOOLKITS

89. API

90. ACL

91. VISUAL

92. SELF
SERVICE

93. CREATE
TOOLS FOR
OTHERS

94. MAKE THEM
EFFICIENT

95. Give CLEVER-CLOUD.COM a try 
I’m @waxzce on twitter
THX FOR LISTENING