6. • A husband visited a marriage counselor and
said, "When we were first married, I would
come home from the office, my wife would
bring my slippers and our cute little dog would
run around barking.
Now after ten years it's all different, I come
home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife
runs around barking."
"Why complain?“ said the counselor. "You're
still getting the same service!"
10. A woman was complaining to the neighbour
that her husband always came home late, no
matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice,“ said the neighbour, "and do
what I did. Once my husband came home at
three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed
I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured
him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbour said, "You see, his name is
Bill."