The document is a humorous look at common excuses people use for being late to work, including staying up late Snapchatting, forgetting they had the job, passing out from eating too much frozen yogurt, getting distracted making a dubstep song, and cutting fingernails too short. It suggests that nearly 1 in 5 American workers are late to work at least once a week and provides examples of excuses people use as well as a link to generate your own excuses.

1. WHAT IS
YOUR EXCUSE?

2. LATEFOR
WORK
NEARLY ONE IN FIVE AMERICAN WORKERS ARE
AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK.

3. What's some
of their
excuses?

4. Istayedupallnight
Snapchattingmy
friends.

5. Why were
you late?
I forgot that
I was hired
for this job.

6. Juice
Cleanse
2Words

7. I passed out from
eating too much
frozen yogurt.

8. I got distracted trying to create a
dubstep
version of Bad Blood on my computer.

9. I cut my fingernails
too short today.

11. Click here to
get your
own excuse!