My contribution to the Festive Season. Wishing each and everyone of you God's Blessings, Good Health & Wealth.

1. **If you believe in Santa Claus you might want to stop reading
now. My recent findings might just rock your Christmas world.**
Photography:-
Rachel Lovitt
Song:-
Christmas Tree
Lady GaGa

2. I believe there has been anI believe there has been an
eons old cover upeons old cover up
surrounding Christmas, andsurrounding Christmas, and
more specifically surroundingmore specifically surrounding
the revered figure of Santathe revered figure of Santa
Claus. All pictures of SantaClaus. All pictures of Santa
show a male figure, rotund inshow a male figure, rotund in
shape, with white hair and ashape, with white hair and a
full snowy beard. His job isfull snowy beard. His job is
depicted as keeping a list ofdepicted as keeping a list of
not only who is good and badnot only who is good and bad
each year, but what theyeach year, but what they
want for Christmas, ensuringwant for Christmas, ensuring
each gift is handmade andeach gift is handmade and
then delivering them all overthen delivering them all over
the world - in one night. the world - in one night.

3. Well, I'm here to blow his cover. I have
discovered - without a doubt - that
Santa Claus is a woman. Think about
it. No offense to my many male
friends, but do you know ANY man
who could keep up with the behavior
(or even pay attention to?) of all the
children in the world AND what they'd
want for Christmas? This right here
eliminates Santa as a man for me. For
years my dad shopped for my mom on
Christmas Eve. So the idea of any guy
planning ahead, and making gifts all
year long is clearly ludicrous. Keeping
up with all the myriad of Christmas
"musts" requires goddess like skills.

4. Guys, I know this is crushing. Who
wouldn't want to be Santa? This
Christmas icon whizzes thru the sky at
high speeds, racing 747's then rappels off
of roofs, dropping down chimneys. And of
course, eats lots and lots of cookies. I'll
admit that these activities sound slightly
more masculine perhaps. After all, my
mother always taught me that the way to
any man's heart is through his stomach.
Most women might be substituting a Diet
Coke at all those stops. And they
wouldn't want you to leave cookies, as
chocolate is a woman’s drug of choice. So
I'll admit that the public image of Santa
makes it easier to believe this favorite
Christmas character is male.

5. writing cards and delivering gifts
for the past 25 years I've reached
the stunning conclusion that it's
all a cover up. The domain of
Santa Claus - preparing for
Christmas, remembering all the
details, carrying out all the
planning, thinking of all those
people to be rewarded or
thanked or encouraged, and
then organizing this grand event
is done all over the world every
year by women. Not men.
(usually, although I'd be happy
to be proven wrong)
But I'm sorry. I have seen my wife planning Christmas parties, family
gatherings, thinking about creative and loving gifts, shopping for
everyone from kids to relatives, baking cookies, wrapping presents,

6. My wife insists I should
add 2 more vital issues:-
Santa is a woman because
she doesn't make a mess
in your house when she
visits.
Santa is a woman because
while you are sleeping she
is out working.
So after doing the mad Christmas dash - once again -
and LOVIN' IT, I'm here to be the first to break this
story. Santa Claus is a woman. And "his" sleigh is a
mini-van.