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Funny Quotes

Some real life and funny quotations and humourous sayings. For your viewing pleasure!

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Funny Quotes

  1. 1. I would be unstoppable if I could just get started.Zeeshan Khan
  2. 2. I can’t even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphonesZeeshan Khan
  3. 3. When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom” was the scariest sentenceZeeshan Khan
  4. 4. The reason men lie is because women ask so many questionsZeeshan Khan
  5. 5. There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.Zeeshan Khan
  6. 6. It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.Zeeshan Khan
  7. 7. I’m in love with my bed, but my alarm clock wont let us be togetherZeeshan Khan
  8. 8. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarianZeeshan Khan
  9. 9. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memoryZeeshan Khan
  10. 10. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motionZeeshan Khan